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| Steve: | “Yo.” What happened to the courtesy knock? |
| Danny: | I think that played out with the high five and the bro hug. You want me to do it now? Happy? |
| Danny: | You bought it online? |
| Steve: | What are you, a schmuck? What’s the matter with you, you don’t order anything off the internet! |
| Steve: | Danny, it’s the 21st century. |
| Danny: | That with the guy with no master cylinder. |
| Steve: | You got a point. |
| Danny: | CHiPs! Reminds me of CHiPs, you remember CHiPs? |
| Steve: | Of course I remember CHiPs. You know, I always thought that would be the sweetest gig. You get to ride a motorcycle all day, solving crimes, going on chases… |
| Danny: | No, no, no, no — you know, the mortality rate of motor cops is five times higher than regular people. |
| Steve: | Hey Danny, it’s a TV cop fantasy, why you gotta ruin this with statistics? |
| Danny: | All right, fine, it’s a TV cop fantasy. In my TV cop fantasy, I’m Erik Estrada, you’re the other guy. |
| Steve: | I don’t think so, baby. |
| Steve: | Okay, what about our John Doe #2? |
| Danny: | You mean Jack? |
| Steve: | You got an ID? |
| Danny: | No. His head was in a box. Jack? |
| Chin-Ho: | That just ain’t right, brah. |
| Danny: | Too soon? |
| Steve: | A little bit. Okay, what do you know about him? |
| Danny: | Besides the fact that his eyes are blue, nothing. Max says that he’s done posting the body in the head, so we should head over. |
| Steve: | Doesn’t the HPD have a tattoo database they use to ID suspects? |
| Danny: | Why? You don’t think that says ‘Mom’ in Chinese? |
| Steve: | Danny, as far as we know, Han Chi never even met the victim. |
| Danny: | The guy is driving around with a head in his car, Stephen. Okay? Just a head. A grande cabeza. The cops go to pull him over, and he runs. |
| Steve: | [To Danny] Oh, okay. Now I didn’t know that I was traveling in the car with Dr. Sigmund Freud, this is awesome! |
| Danny: | Not so close, Wilcox! |
| Steve: | You know what, relax. Don’t tell me how to tail a suspect. And by the way, if this was CHiPs, I’d be Estrada and you’d be Wilcox, all right? |
| Danny: | I don’t think so. |
| Danny: | Estrada was a bad bitch, man. |
| Steve: | Yeah. That’s why there’s no way. |
| Danny: | Wait a minute. Why can’t I be Estrada? |
| Steve: | In a world where I didn’t exist, you can be whatever you want. |
| Danny: | That world sounds lovely. |
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