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| Steve: | What happened to you man? Where’s your sentimental side? There’s nothing in there. |
| Danny: |
I don’t have a sentimental side, okay? And if I did, it would be reserved for human beings. Not dopey machines. |
| Steve: | Classic machine. |
| Danny: | One person’s classic is another person’s scrap metal. |
| Steve: | Well thank you very much, Socrates. |
| Tow Truck Driver: | You guys need some help? |
| Danny: | He needs help. I just need a lift. |
| Steve: | What are you doing there? |
| Danny: | I’m buying a car. What does it look like I’m doing? |
| Steve: | It looks like you’re doing Downward Dog but I know you don’t do yoga. |
| Danny: | That’s funny. No, I’m stretching, because my back hurts. You know why my back hurts? |
| Steve: | No, I don’t know. Why does your back hurt? |
| Danny: | I’ll tell you why. Because I spent the morning pushing a car down the Pali Highway. |
| Steve: | Oh. Where I come from, that’s called getting exercise. |
| Danny: | Where is that, Krypton? ‘Cause where I come that’s called a worker’s comp settlement. |
| Steve: | [To Kamekona] You’re wearing a plastic bag. |
| Kamekona: | How did you guys find me? |
| Steve: | We went by your shop. They told us you were out here. |
| Kamekona: | They’re fired. |
| Steve: | When did you start jogging? |
| Kamekona: | I’m training, brah. |
| Danny: | Did he just say he’s in a training bra? |
| Kamekona: | You’re funny. I’m training for a sumo competition. |
| Danny: |
Oh, sumo. Shouldn’t you be wearing a diaper, a big diaper or something like that? |
| Kamekona: | It’s called a mawashi, brah. Lip off to me one more time. I’ll give you a personal introduction to the sport. |
| Big Lono: |
You see that door? That’s built to withstand a 300-pound Samoan meth addict. So back off before you break a nail, sunshine. |
| Danny: | How about you open it, or I’ll come over there and break your face. |
| Big Lono: | You got some kind of learning disability? Read my lips: you, me – we’re done talking. |
| Danny: | [To Steve] Come on! What is the matter with you? You need help! I will pay for it! |
| Kono: | Four-year college tuition: 200,000 dollars. Books and supplies: 5,000. Room, board: 25,000. Passing out, two cocktails, olives up your nose? |
| Chin Ho: | Priceless. |
| Chin Ho: | Those work? |
| Moku the Bartender: | Yeah, boss put them in last year to make sure we carded everyone. |
| Kono: | You didn’t card my cousin. |
| Moku the Bartender: | Yeah man, about that… |
| Chin Ho: | Yeah, yeah, yeah – at least you didn’t call me your father. |
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